“Okay your job is to keep the pandas in their pen.”
“And I get paid to do this.”
I like how the last one is all “Almost…almost…MOTHER FU-“
Gay baby jail.
Ummmmm I really do not enjoy how that man is handling those pandas. Do not hurt those poor babies or I will find you
having difficulty with the transition from ‘impressive child’ to ‘below-average adult’
"I was always made to feel like I’d be successful because I always did my homework. I wish I’d spent more time putting energy into things that came from myself."
You are the only person I know that could ever possibly help me make a place like Lake Como ugly. Happy Birthday to my partner in crime, lord knows I miss you like crazy. @briannatabaczka P.S. You’re welcome for not overloading your news feed with ugly selfies and sappy love for this girl. (at Lake Como Italy)